Ep 6: Degenerates Ruin a Movie- E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial

DEGENERATE SHOWTIMEPODCAST

Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.

Elliot: It was *no* iguana.

Michael: Maybe, um – You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?

Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.

Mary: All we’re trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. It happened…

Elliot: I couldn’t have imagined it!

Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.

Gertie: A deformed kid.

Michael: [mockingly] Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.

Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

Mary: [laughs in shock] *Elliot*! Sit down.

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